just saw an anti violence campagn that said “real men don’t hit women” like???? yes. yes they do. those are real men doing those things, and that’s why i don’t trust them. stop appealing to men’s fragile masculinity in order to coerce them into being decent human beings 2k14.
my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts
Sorry we’re late. Is this the guy who needs killing?
Jason Grace, The House of Hades, Rick Riordan (via percyandheroesquotes)
johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”
When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
One time when Sirius was helping out with Mrs. Potter’s baking she asked him to stir the batter and he replied with a “sure, Mom” and almost dropped the bowl as he realised what he said. But then James sneaked up behind him to try and stick his finger in the batter and Mrs. Potter slapped at his hand and complained about her messy sons, and Sirius just beamed
UUUUHHMMM parentswap au?? daughter of poseidon annabeth and son of athena percy??? i cant explain
i know athena kids all have blonde hair but black hair is more distinctive for percy yanno??? yea
lets discuss the nicknames “bird brain” (get it bc owls. im hilarious) and “surf girl” (bc i cant come up with anything better)
annabeth would be all about boats and fishing terms and surfing and water related research?? like just really knowledgeable about all that stuff
percy would still be a smart ass
i kind of want to do more